A Kit Kat.
Two Kit Kats.
Two Kit Kats, and a coffee.
Okay, not doing so well here. Time to take that popular advice and "write what I know":
Three healthy dinner FOPtions:
A Kit Kat consumed while wearing a monocle.
A Kit Kat consumed while wearing a top hat.
A Kit Kat consumed while wearing a monocle and a top hat.